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Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup
Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.
by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022
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Johnson

Johnson is a cool kid that loves sports like basketball. He is funny, cool, smart, and loyal. He’s a chill dude that loves to play basketball.
Damn is that Johnson, he’s dope and hot.
by BBCSins November 24, 2021
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Rian Johnson

Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.
Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 13, 2022
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Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.
Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.
by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014
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Rodrick Jay Johnson

He is a caring and a smart individual. He is so good at mathematics. He is a Pisces. He loves to travel to different cities and states. He plans the trips accordingly on the map. He have won several awards, medallions, and scholarships for bowling because he is the best and no one can tell him a darn thing. He is 13 years old and he is born on February 23, 2008 and he is not to be played with.
Rodrick Jay Johnson (the one and only) is a achiever and can accomplish whatever he set his mind to.
by RodtheMan November 23, 2021
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Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”
by PoopPantz December 10, 2020
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Rodrick Jay Johnson

He is a caring and a smart individual. He is so good at mathematics. He is a Pisces. He loves to travel to different cities and states. He plans the trips accordingly on the map. He have won several awards, medallions, and scholarships for bowling because he is the best and no one can tell him a darn thing. He is 13 years old and he is born on February 23, 2008 and he is not to be played with.
Rodrick Jay Johnson (the one and only) is a achiever and can accomplish whatever he set his mind to.
by RodtheMan November 23, 2021
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