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Internet Peacocking

When a male tries to impress a member of the opposite sex by barraging them with links to interesting things to demonstrate his prowess with the Internets and how stylish and far-reaching his tastes/personality is.
Dude did you see Carl the other day on facebook? he was internet peacocking that chick so hard.
by tagny taggart February 21, 2011
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Internet English

n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.

The following rules apply when using in Internet English:

-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.

-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.

-Wut: short for "what."

-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."

...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
by Ilisten2Metal December 25, 2015
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Won an Internet

1. Basically, in short terms, when a pun/joke is so bad/good, that people feel the need to give the sender an internet.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.
by ISHABOIIIIIII420 August 15, 2014
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Internet privateer

To illegally download software for the purposes of testing personal interest, then buying the same software to support the developer
"I consider myself less of an Internet pirate, and more of an Internet privateer."
by SublimeJustice May 29, 2016
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internet limbo

when you are on a network and you are not online

you are in between, like limbo.
guy 1: man, i was at mcdonalds and it wanted to charge me for wi-fi, and thats bs so i was in internet limbo.

guy 2: f mickey d's for that.
by boaty July 12, 2009
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Internet troll

They are users on the internet (often found on youtube) that like to seek attention by starting arguments with other users. They also like to belittle you just because you commented something. They would also try to get you to react to them so that they can turn a lot of users against you or get users to attack you.

Here is an example:

User: I personally believe that minecraft is better than fortnite.

internet troll: Wow, you type like a 2 year old and your a baby because you like Minecraft better.

user: Stop talking trash because your typing is worst.

---internet troll edits comment---

other user: +user just shut up already and you cant tell people that their typing is worst.
This guy is totally an internet troll, he started a bunch of crap with me because i said that Minecraft was better.
by Hyp-Word-Generator December 19, 2018
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Internet Police

This kind of person may be a real police or just a vigilante. Most Internet Police are literally jerks or even trolls.
Known kinds of Internet Police:
Horny Police: Not a cop that is horny but it will give you a ticket for being horny.
Faggot Police: Commonly mentioned in 4chan due to hilarious reasons.
Edge Police: These are the cops that edgelords should watch out for.
Person 1: Can you define me what's an Internet Police?
Person 2: Those are just vigilantes or literal trolls. Nuff' said.
P1: Well, someone "snitched" me for being Horny.
P2: Just Ignore them, they're just joking even if they're a troll.
by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021
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