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Douchbaggery

Did you hear bob had sex with Jill and didn’t tell her he had chlamydia? - yeah that was douchbaggery
by Ubkjvfh cdetgoo November 28, 2017
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Douchbag

Someone who has money and used it to buy luxury stuff and show off..also most of the times he’s handsome, actually some of the times but the person in the examples is alright ... sorry
For example: Mohy aka mohammed Mohy is a douchbag
(But at least you have feelings)
by Mohy aka rich guy November 7, 2018
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douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would
‘I love lifting the max at the gym

‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’
by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022
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Douchealot

When a person is a constant douche everywhere and all the time they are a douchelot
person 1: we have to go shopping!
person 2 (douchealot): seriously! i hate shopping! your such a pain in my ass!
person 1: why do you have to be such a douchealot!
by i am the beetles July 26, 2022
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Douchbag

Andrew Tate is the definition of a douchbag
by Dictiontron December 29, 2022
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scrochdingers douchbag

A person who says stupid things and decides weather or not they’re joking based on the reaction it provoked
Person 1: Mike is such a scrochdingers douchbag, he’s never funny!

Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!

You: how did i find this?
by KitKat ✌🏻 August 13, 2023
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Schrödinger’s doucebag

A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
Todd was a perfect Schrödinger’s doucebag at the bar today
by 05-13 November 25, 2024
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