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Dirty Dong

It’s when the care taker of an old persons home farts on an especially 80 year old grandfather, while master baiting into his cum sock. And shitting into your shit drawer.
My grandfather was just dirty dong’ed
by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025
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DUNG DONG

A dick covered with dung after drilling her cornshoot.
Shit man, I went out with backdoor Betty last night and got a nasty case of dung dong.
by Joey Corn May 7, 2018
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Dong Thong

Another synonym for a European Man Thong or Banana Hammock.
Charlie Key West is traveling to a European beach for holiday.

Wanting to fit in as a local, he decided to wear a skimpy Dong Thong.
by Wagmatt January 20, 2025
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Gong Dong

When you use your penis as a mallet and hit a gong to make a makeshift vibrator using the vibrations of the gong.
“Man, broke my emergency vibrator.”
Bruh, gong dong
by Hampture April 19, 2021
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The biggest fangirl with the best sense of humour you will ever meet.
She's crazy over that DJ, she's such a Talya Fama Llama Ding Dong Dolan Garrix
by Lifithellama September 7, 2016
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ding dong

A ding dong is a feeling, its a capitivating emotion that you feel in your special place, it is a butterfly evoker and it is very yummy feeling.

Everyone loves ding dong, it is a girls name and she is beautiful pretty hot and total bad bitch.

Ding dong is a ladies man, its very flirty and makes girls NEEEED him, he is yummily flamboyant and so wow. he definetly leaves them with an afterglow. Even Ellen Degenreres has the hots for the ding dong, especially when they are underage.
dude 1: man i dont where is ding dong

dude 2(gay): i love ding dong

dude 1: dude what? are u fucking high we are stuck in the middle of the forest he kidnapped us and ure saying u love him are u a masochist u fucking freak im stuck on the website for eternity and my entire existence will justr be dude 1. i am noone, noone knows me or cares, ure the only one who i can talk to and u treat me like this honestly bro i think u and i should stop talking after we get to safety. im gonna call the cops and u go after ding dong okay? i hear he gives u butterfly feeling in your special place but ignore and fight the urges. WE NEED TO LEAVE i need to see my wife again and give her my ding dong.
by chhrang July 18, 2024
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