chris brown'd

the act of beating the hell out of someone then fleeing the scene, later possibly turning yourself in to the local police department.
ray ray chris brown'd tyneequa, because she burned him.
by mCbillions February 27, 2009
Get the chris brown'd mug.

chris stewart

chris stewart = stewballs
by grandpajarrod December 10, 2013
Get the chris stewart mug.

Chris Novoselic

Bassist best known for his work in the hit grunge rock band Nirvana, with Kurt Cobain and Dave Grohl.

Originally Krist Novoselic, changed while in America.

Today, he is little seen in the music world.
Dude, Chris Novoselic is easily the best grunge rock bassist ever.
by Bassic Man 3965 September 07, 2009
Get the Chris Novoselic mug.

Chris Browned

When a woman is struck by a man. To be abused; punched, slapped, bitten, choked in awkward places on the body such as knees, ankles and elbows and/or thrown out a lamborghini in a foreign neighborhood by your superstar boyfriend
Ho:hey nigga
Man:Nigga?!? Who you callin a nigga bitch dont get Chris Browned around here.

girlfriend:whats up?(slaps man in back of the head)
boyfriend: girl you better chill hittin on me fo' you get Chris Browned out here.
by cocojaye March 10, 2009
Get the Chris Browned mug.

Chris-Browned

When someone hits or beats up someone else. Often used in a jokingly-threatening fashion
Don't do that again or I'll Chris-Brown you!

Sam Chris-Browned Austin for calling him Sammy.

Kevin was Chris-Browned by his girlfriend when she found out he was cheating on her.
by Dana858926 April 14, 2009
Get the Chris-Browned mug.

Chris Blaisure

A guy who loves fantasy baseball more than his own wife, and who has been known to cry when he gets too much sand in his vagina. Half of his friends are unemployed and the other half deal ecstasy.
I can't go to the beach, because then I'll cry like Chris Blaisure.
by Hasan J August 05, 2009
Get the Chris Blaisure mug.

Chris Economos

When someone fails at everything they do and tend to often trip and fall on their faces and take off their shirts.
Jimmy did the Chris Economos at a party last night and Maggie dumped him.
by allalongthewatchtower December 27, 2009
Get the Chris Economos mug.