Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

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Zombies

Severely stupid undead cannibals

Alex: Wow, those zombies just walked into a pole.

by Sarcasm_Man35 May 25, 2019

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Zombie

A dude that really died and then said wake up.

Person one: I see a zombie

Person two: Hey it’s Joe!
Zombie: MRrrrb

by MYLITTLEEEPONY June 22, 2021

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zombys mom

my mom bitch

its zombys mom

by zomby2wee84892 November 29, 2020

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Asian Zombie Soup

A relatively well known pharmaceutical drug thats also quite commonly used recreationally.

(like)1: AZS (asian zombie soup)
(like)2: Oz..

by Olberrman July 20, 2011

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Zombie kid

I like turtles

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?

Zombie kid: I like turtles!

Lady: Alright you're great.

by bonerman69 October 25, 2018

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