oatmeal cream pie surprise

The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.

Dude, I gave that bitch an oatmeal cream pie surprise!

by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008

Akron Valley Butterscotch Surprise

This is the thick yellowee substance a chick discharges after a creampie . The male must continue to fornicate and churn the creampie to achieve butterscotch delight.

Dude! I churned my creampie in this hoe'z snatch for over an hour made me some akron valley butterscotch surprise for the drive home!

by Oxyplanet October 12, 2021

Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised

A niche little way of saying you're pleased; derived from the phrase Easy on the Eyes, and when you are content about what you are seeing!

Person 1: Hey! How was your tinder date last night?
Person 2: Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised!

by andimak2639 December 26, 2019

Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.

Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.

by Frostitute February 27, 2015

Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise

When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.

I gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer's surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her ass.

by scottfromx May 8, 2009

Blackout City Creampie Surprise

Slang; origin, Dublin's southside. Involves getting so shitfaced that you completely forget about how you creampie surprised that lucky person the night before, until reminded about it later on the next day.

"Holy shit, I can't believe I fucked up again last night and gave that ugly bitch a Blackout City Creampie Surprise, let's hope she's clean."

by Sconson October 26, 2009

stephenville suran wrap surprise

the act of wrapping your partners head using a whole roll of duct tape leaving only a mouth hole. then using her mouth for oral pleasure. the surprise is how she will get 100 ft of duct tape off of her head!!!

billy: i gave cindy a stephenville suran wrap surprise !!!
tommy: how was it ??
billy: it was awesome till i couldnt figure out how to get all of that duct tape off. i had do ditch her !!!

by bg perm November 21, 2010