one-ring sting

same as stealth call. When you have run out of credit or are just tight, you ring someone but only let it ring once so they call you back.

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

or you can employ this as a method of letting someone know you got in safe after a drunken night out:
'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

'just gimme a one-ring sting when u get in so i know ur ok'
by peekle April 30, 2010
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brown ring king

One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal sex suffers slippageand hurriedly rams the offending phallus home into his unsuspecting partner's equally unsuspecting rump.
Hungover Dude #1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol' hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in her brown ring.

Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)
by Chesai August 23, 2006
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5th ring of hell

Place in hell reserved for people who drink decaf coffee.
Gay Guy: "I'll have a decaf latte please."

The World: "Your Going to the 5th ring of hell!"
by Soulry January 13, 2006
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lord of the onion ring

And onion-ring sized ring of pubic hair that accumulates on the circumference of the female anus hole.
Try imagining the way planetary rings circle a planet. Like Saturn, but instead in the form of the Lord of the Onion Ring.
by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009
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Ring Around the Butt

When you spread open the cheeks of an ass, and there is a brown ring around the rectum. Also commonly called dirty butt, or stank ass.
Man I don't want to go anywhere near Necko's stank ass, that nigga got the Ring Around the Butt.
by CodyWilson February 15, 2008
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ring around the rosey

when you have sex with a female during her period and then remove the condom. The ring around the penis is known as a "ring around the rosey"
I was horny so i banged my girl on her period. When i took off the condom i had a ring around the rosey
by MikeVinci July 17, 2005
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Win A Real Ring

The usage of “Win a real ring” has been highly controversial. However, usage of this phrase is appropriate only for one player, and that is Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant is the slimiest and weakest superstar in NBA history, and joined a 73 win team to achieve his two titles. Hence, he needs to win a real ring.
Kevin Durant: Respect to Da god Kyrie Irving

Knowledgeable fans: Win a Real Ring, DurSuperTeam
by Giannis Better June 10, 2022
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