In French argot, Roberts are slang for giant tits. As in boobs larger than one hand can take care of satisfactorily. Usually causes slight unease in the partner for not knowing what to do/how to handle and please them.
Man, her Roberts were so humongous, while I fucked her from behind I felt so inept when I tried to massage her boobs at the same time - they were too enormous!
by Notmehim August 10, 2023
by 9020 November 22, 2021
A cute, skinny, tall boy who often finds himself in the friend zone with the ladies but has many friends and he is very funny and easy to be around... and of course he loves dogs!! If you ever find a friend like him you should never let him go!
by Coochielover6969 August 08, 2019
Robert is a polish dude who sounds like the G-Man from half life. He has been known to go on anti semetic rants and screeds about race mixing. Don't be like robert, especially if your name is Robert.
Robert: "I will not use the W and B words, I will refer to them as their proper names, European and African"
Me: "I'm sorry what?"
Me: "I'm sorry what?"
by Raccman May 12, 2021
I'm using this app to confess my love for Robert. He is weird and kinda short with brown hair and brown eyes. He is kinda like that weird band kid, but he is the best and most funniest guy to be friends with or something even more.
by Scorviee September 07, 2021
Robert is and amazing guy really sexy and loving and he really cares about you but don’t break his heart he will try to give you everything in the world because he care so much but if you hurt him he probably will never love again or just find another girl who really cares he’s really goofy and he likes to have fun so if your mood is bad you my’s well just leave because he’s looking for fun in his life. So get you a Robert cuz he will care very much but don’t lose him cuz he really mean something.
Robert is mine
by Robertt November 28, 2021
A Canadian $100 bill. By analogy to "Benjamin", since the portrait on it is of former Prime Minister Robert Borden.
by Seahen November 13, 2022