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Microsoft Product

Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.

Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.
“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”

“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”

“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”
by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2025
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dopamine project

A project that has been started purely for dopamine, with no real foundation or direction.
Have you seen Sally? She's been re-arranging the books on the shelf for hours!

Yeah, she got her addy script increased. Probably just a dopamine project.
by jyme April 10, 2025
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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Mal-productive

The act of getting work, a goal, or task done through nefarious or criminal means.
i.e. "John is mal-productive in that he gets the company paid but he doesn't care who gets screwed over or if he goes to jail. I like John, but blackmailing our boss for a raise is a little mean."
by Buttcheeks McAdams May 5, 2025
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