nose job

When a large nosed costa rican insets his nose into a large, loose, smelly vagina. HE takes a deep breath and inserts his nose into the vagina. He then begins to motorboat (swings his head side to side.)

Hey jorge did you give that Erin girl a nose job?

by Jorge Zuniga May 2, 2007

monkey nose

When you are literally touching cloth! The tip of a turd appears through the ring piece without owners consent, to resemble a monkey's nose.

Nigel needed a shit that bad the monkey got curious and poked his monkey nose out into his pants.

by Aiden M June 26, 2006

itchy nose syndrome

when someone, (most commonly named jack) itches his nose a lot

this syndrome is often caused by gurgling vodka and stealing innocent girls' glow sticks : (

jack has an itchy nose syndrome!

by glowstickgirl November 11, 2009

Carrot Nose

The point at which a male becomes spontaneously erect.

Dude, that chick was so hot, I just grew a carrot nose.

by Osoi May 27, 2013

Belly Button Nose Sniffler

A brand new revolution in the "sex toy industry." Invented by Jamie and Forrest, this invention is one of a kind. It is shaped as a nose and has various sniffle modes. such as: Allergies, Runny nose, Old man cold, ext. These sniffles send there own distinct vibration trough the belly button area causing optimum pleasure.

BROSKI! did you check out that dank new Belly Button Nose Sniffler commercial? I need one of those ASAP braaaa.

by Squirt May Malone June 15, 2011

nose rider

after ur done fuckin a nasty bitch in the ass. u pull off ur shitty condom and the skank inhals the shit up her nose and licks the condom up

Jane pulled a nose rider on my condom

by goochofficer October 14, 2004

mule nose

Similar to camel toe.

"Whoa, these pants are so tight. But I have to wear 'em to the party!"

"If you really have to wear those so hiked up your puss, girl, wear a longer blouse to hide that mule nose. Jesus."

by INFORNOGRAPHY September 25, 2008