Muselk

A dumb idiot that plays Fortnite too much and dies then becomes fat.

A Muselk attacked me

by TheBuilder Koala May 19, 2019

Music is my life

Catchphrase for angsty teenagers who, in reality, do not know jack shit about music and waste away their lives learning Saosin and Blink 182 on their drums. Also love to use the word "technical" to describe any fucking music they listen to when half of it could be played by a 12 year old with a guitar.

D00d music is my LIFE xxx y'all haters gonna say Attack attack sucks Imma FUCK YOU UP fake bitches!

by Sam Scholex January 30, 2010

Punk music

i'm sorry.
but no.
punk is NOT avril lavigne
youre right there.
but punk is NOT
MCR
are you retarded?!
MCR is terrible whiney emo music.
punk is
rancid
the cramps
sex pistols
ummm
the clash
Siouxsie Sioux
the klauxons
sledgeback
the vandals
the slits
i could go on...
dresden dolls
global threat
awesome color
american eyes
misfits
god...
get yerr sh*t right.

look above

misfits, cramps, clash, rancid, sex pistols...etc., etc.

NOT
MCR
FOB
and all that other new emo whiney crap.
greenday could probably pass as punk music...

most of the good punk music is from before 90s.

by Mary Ferguson January 14, 2008

douchebag music

A genre of music ergonomically designed for the fragile female mind. Similar to the concept of boy-bands, but more ambiguous. Most often artists of this genre are single guys of questionable sexual orientation. James Blunt, Gavin DeGraw, and John Mayer are all good examples. A simple way to determine whether music in question is in fact douchebag music is to listen to the sound of the drums. Do they sound muffled, almost as if there were feathers in them? This tendancy towards feathery drums is a telltale sign, as is romanticized lyrics and lots of plays on "current" radio stations your mom listens to. It is girly and you probably pretend you think it sucks but you secretly love it.

Maya: You know, Death Cab for Cutie is kind of douchebag music.
Krista: Shut up, no it's not!
Maya: Yes, it is. All their songs are about love and there's definite feather-drummage going on there.
Krista: Well, yes, I suppose... let's say it's borderline douchebag music.

by leshark November 9, 2008

punk music

punk..a fashion era or a view of the world. Fuck who knows what the fuck being a punk is but we all are familiar with punk music. Punk music was the 70's version of "rebel rock" or "free minded", pretty much started in from Europe with bands like The Sex Pistols but made its filthy way over to the states where The Ramones where born. Most Ska listeners and Thrashers listen to punk;... being that the genre thrash is an offspring of punk, with punk originally sounding like something from the fucking Grease movie.
Punk music consist of politikill views and Anarchy. I mean dont we all wanna kill whitey

some punk bands:
Sex Pistols
Misfits
Ramones
Exploited
No Ca$h
Black Flag
Old Metallica (kill Em' All)
Leftover Crack
Choking Victim
Casualties
The Adicts
Cock Sparrer
The Delinquents
Sham 69
Defiance
Mad Conductor
Neon Hors
Bad Brains
INDK
Oi Scouts
Nausea
GBH
old Slayer (Reign In Blood)
Circle Jerks
D.O.A
Agent Orange
Toxic Narcotic
etc.........and on and on and on!

wow, there goes sid listenin to his punk music during class again, what a cunt queef!

by my fucking name is erik harris January 24, 2008

musical adhd

when a band cannot stick to one genre and every other song sounds like a different type of music

that new band is good but since every song is placed into a different genre we have now started to say they have musical adhd

by Amadeo Midnight January 23, 2009

Music Rape

1. going through a friend's iTunes and stealing their music

2. going through someone's iPod. Can make some people very uncomfortable.

1. I music raped her and got another 140 songs.

2. Person 1: "Hey can I see your iPod?"

Person 2: "So you can music rape it? Hell no!"

by 30SecondstoNeonTrees July 28, 2010