Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious
by My tit is very soggy June 08, 2018
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
by BillyCostigan January 25, 2021
(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.
A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."
by aAWwjoirewjnfoirwaaAtotheJ September 23, 2017
by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 03, 2025
When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
by All Bets Hedged January 06, 2021
Person1: oh my gawd that’s a thicc left check
Person2: don’t you mean cheek you fucking weeb
Person1: *cries*
Person2: don’t you mean cheek you fucking weeb
Person1: *cries*
by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019
by left laner October 12, 2007