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Knuckle-dragger

Someone who expresses un-evolved views often and will try to force them on others.
99 out of 100 scientists in the world believe in climate change while the other is a real knuckle-dragger.
by jon doeh September 6, 2016
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fuck knuckle

A person so dumb they can't tell the diffrence of a penis or finger and think the knuckle on a finger is the end of the dick head.
That bitch was so gross I couldn't get hard. So I fucked her with my finger and told her I have a small dick. She said the end of my head was big she is so dumb what a fuck knuckle
by Rawdog75 January 13, 2025
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Fudge knuckle

When you have uncontrollable rectal leaking and it ends up all over your testicles and inner thighs. You reach down to check what has happened and your hands and knuckles get covered in the devils fudge.
Phil : I am so embarrassed, i ate a dodgy vindaloo last night and it has played havoc with my nether regions.

Damo : how could you tell what had happened?

Phil : i reached down to check and ended up with a bloody fudge knuckle !
Damo : i have to go now, i think i left the iron on....
by Frank Fontain June 15, 2019
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white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
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Grundle Knuckle

Grundle Knuckle is when the taint is rubbed or massaged to cause a dude to cum
Bruce was getting an old fashioned HJ and Stacy wanted to speed things up and gave him the old Grundle Knuckle to help him cum more.
by DanielleWhittier May 5, 2023
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Knuckle Cluster

When you're in bed with your man and he lodges his entire fist into your cooch. he then squirms his hand around until he sees his knuckles through your belly. Once seen they instantly cum.
Ronald: Did you hear? Samantha got knuckle clustered by David
Arnold: Really?
Ronald: Yeah. She died mid-way and he sat there cumming. He soiled the bed sheets completely white
Arnold: Damn. It was good when I railed her ya'know?
by I'mAGlugGlugVacuum6900;) January 11, 2023
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The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly
Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle
by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021
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