by Firesmile 5555 September 02, 2020
A person who is always there for you, a person who you can text all the time without getting bored and talk on the phone to for hours on end. A person who doesn't judge you and is there to lift up your mood when you're feeling low. A person who you can share the same likes and interests with and chat about them as much as you like to each other. Even though the distance is long and far it doesn't change the feelings you share for one another. Overall, a woman's online best friend, lover and companion.
I love my Internet boyfriend.❤️
by Pablo890 October 21, 2022
When a male tries to impress a member of the opposite sex by barraging them with links to interesting things to demonstrate his prowess with the Internets and how stylish and far-reaching his tastes/personality is.
by tagny taggart February 01, 2011
Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.
by darcwizrd August 20, 2011
guy 1: man, i was at mcdonalds and it wanted to charge me for wi-fi, and thats bs so i was in internet limbo.
guy 2: f mickey d's for that.
guy 2: f mickey d's for that.
by boaty July 12, 2009
A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne
The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!
So grab your dick and double click for
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The internet is for Khorne!
So grab your dick and double click for
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by I eat swag for breakfast February 05, 2017
Internet Bae is a term used on Quotev, meaning someone that you're REALLY good friends with- but here's the trick- if you live near them or with them they can't be your IB
by NCSissyLou July 01, 2015