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Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation
man, this is some great morning wood
by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022
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michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.
Another michigan morning, another two dead.
by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018
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green morning

that day after you smoke so much when you wake up and still feel high
i cant focus on typing this post, im having a green morning .
by four2zerochikk March 2, 2011
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good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning (06:00 until 11:59).
by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025
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Morning Cathedral

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.
"Hey bubby, wanna see my morning cathedral?"
by Carbonfibre Clue October 20, 2021
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Good morning god bless

An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
by Pasta is my champ May 22, 2018
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