Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.

Another michigan morning, another two dead.

by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018

green morning

that day after you smoke so much when you wake up and still feel high

i cant focus on typing this post, im having a green morning .

by four2zerochikk March 2, 2011

good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning (06:00 until 11:59).

Good morning.

by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025

Morning Cathedral

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.

"Hey bubby, wanna see my morning cathedral?"

by Carbonfibre Clue October 20, 2021

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Good morning god bless

An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

“Hey what are you doing” “Good Morning god bless”

by Pasta is my champ May 22, 2018