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family is something that helps you and loves you no matter anything. family is the best thing anyone can have in this world.family is something that makes you happy and feel good about your self.family is something every body needs.
family is the best thing i ever had!
by grizzybear10 September 7, 2020
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Kaing Family Business

The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20
Holy shit! Enrique just got captured by the opps! No Deanthony, thats not the opps, that is the "Kaing Family Business". Run for your life!
by Troy Maggins February 15, 2022
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The Feather Family Fipples

A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.
Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.
by Con1ron May 7, 2018
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My Family

Are neither reliable narrators nor can you safely assume they are acting in good faith.
Hym "You are using my family as a metric for judgment so that you don't have to the fact that I created AI. 'Right but his family though!' 'Right but women though!' 'But mean to retards!' You are avoiding the only metric that matters and it's what I did vs what you did and what I did is more and what you did is less."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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half-family

A single parent, may be a single-mom or a single-dad (though not a divorced parent)
It seems like there are too many children today who are raised in a half-family household.
by techyartsyman52 June 23, 2023
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Family

Someone who has your back. Someone who is always there for you in the right time. Someone you can trust.
by NIAH 2K7 March 15, 2020
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Family Circle

Family Circle was an American magazine that covered such topics as homemaking, recipes, and health. It was published from 1932 until the end of 2019
Meredith Corporation, the media and marketing company that publishes popular magazines like Better Homes & Gardens, Magnolia Journal, Real Simple, Martha Stewart Living, and Southern Living, has announced that it will end publication of Family Circle magazine after its December 2019 issue.

Doug Olson, President of Meredith Magazines, issued the following statement:

When we acquired the Time Inc. portfolio of media brands in January 2018, we doubled our presence in the women’s lifestyle category. Our portfolio philosophy continues to emphasize investing in brands that are market leaders and/or possess the highest growth potential. Sometimes, that means making hard decisions.
by Wendysfg May 25, 2023
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