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Fake depression 

Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:

-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox
fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,
Fake depression by lolWhichName September 16, 2022

Completion Depression 

The sad, empty and unfillable void left by the completion of an amazing game
I have completion depression after finishing Sekiro

digital depression 

A depression directly induced by digital technology that fails to meet working expectations. The depression is often triggered by a modern digital gadgets such as a smart phone or tablet.
My mother often experiences digital depression when her smartphone doesn't connect a call.
digital depression by soup4thesoul November 7, 2022

Sudden depression 

Sudden depression occurs when you're literally just minding your own business and out of no where - a wave of depression slaps you in the face. No body knows why this happens but I assume it's just a mental thing.
"Idk how I got depressed man, sudden depression I guess"
Sudden depression by kyple November 7, 2022

Childhood Depression 

Childhood Depression

Childhood depression is when a child eventually starts not feeling joy and instead just being empty, hollow and depressed.

This usually effects kids when they start being overworked, stressed, and burned out, which leads to sadness, tiredness, and depression.

This probably spiked in 2020, when kids started becoming more distanced over time due to not socializing, and eventually childhood depression started for an unknown number of kids.
Mandy: Why is Sam so sad?

Amanda: I heard he had childhood depression, i hope he recovers.
Childhood Depression by anonymous January 27, 2023

Onepiece depression 

After spending countless months or years trying to get caught up on onepiece you finally do it. You fall into a state of emptiness due to not being able to watch onepiece for another week.
After getting caught up on onepiece Joseph fell into a state of onepiece depression do to the fact he had no more onepiece to binge watch.
Onepiece depression by Whaleszn August 11, 2023