Instead of being the crotch of a Male Donkey. This is the definition of a Silly Children's Game named after Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Firstly, you need to find a Washable Marker and draw a Black Spot on someone who will be IT similar to the game tag. To spread the Donkey Dong Virus you must get Jiggy With It as in thrust another player rather than tapping them with your hands. Bystanders may give you funny looks without context but the game overall is pretty hilarious.
by pickypocket September 8, 2025
Get the Donkey Dong mug.A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025
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american dude: "Hey how much is 1 dollar in vietnam currency?"
random vietnamese dude: "100,000 vietnamese dong."
american dude: "dong.😂"
random vietnamese dude: "100,000 vietnamese dong."
american dude: "dong.😂"
by crischutu07 July 16, 2023
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by DongSwongler April 14, 2021
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