the before christmas eve thread

the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons

many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site

anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!

by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020

Christmas

The biggest load of bullshit going

Jim: it’s Christmas

Greg: oh for fuck sake again we had one last year

by Christmas hater 55 December 24, 2020

Christmas

presents

i got christmas presents

by The Actual Father December 25, 2020

Italian Christmas

Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.

I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas

by SpaceZambonie November 10, 2020

put up christmas tree day

In the day of November 12th you are to put up your christmas tree

put up christmas tree day is a ray on november 12th to put up your christmas tree

by christmas geek November 11, 2020

Christmas Uzi

When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.

Before I returned my sawzall I gave her a Christmas Uzi.

by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020

Christmas

A wonderful holiday / yearly event on the 25th of December even though people talk about it in November... and now October apparently.

“Hey! You guys excited for Christmas?!?!!”
“Dude, shut up it’s JULY!!”

by CheesyBoi65 November 18, 2020