Cap

A projectile used to inflict bodily harm upon a person, specifically targeted in the posterior

I'm about to bust a CAP off in your ass if you don't sit down.

by Bhad garbage January 14, 2022

Loosened the bottle cap

An expression for when somebody makes a bunch of attempts but someone else working with them gets the job done

Hey Jerry, you might have gotten the reservation at that new restaurant but I really loosened the bottle cap for you when I called them twenty times first

by BottleMaster June 5, 2018

cap

simply, not the truth

bunny loves me more, than i love her, that’s cap.

by kamiphobia October 5, 2021

Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"

Ello mate, can I hand your cap?

by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022

murder cap

It’s for cunts like RONAL THE GREAT

I’m putting yeg on the map like a murder cap

by Yeg mandem January 24, 2018

Bull Cap

Something that is false... not true... an extended statement of fact that is not actually factual.

Rowan- “Hey Jerry, did you read Reuben’s paper on gorillas?

Jerry- Yeah, after the opening paragraph, it was full of bull cap.

by Trishertreats May 12, 2021

Patchy cap

When you masturbate to pornographic material.

Kotz could see his girlfriend, so he had a patchy cap instead

by Graybencher May 29, 2024