canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.

She was screaming when the Canadian Submarine was put in.

by D Kep November 25, 2016

Canadian Pancake Mix

When one Hershey squirts on a flat service while sitting down

Dude, I just made Canadian Pancake Mix!

by Highflyskydive December 2, 2016

warm canadian

When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.

Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."

Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."

by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016

Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on Yuri giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on LePlante giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

Canadian soda

Road beers. Beers to be consumed whilst in a motor vehicle that is in motion.

Hey brother go ahead and take a couple Canadian sodas. Don't wanna show up sober.

by GreyMatterTripp December 7, 2016

Canadian Christmas

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.

Oh shit I got a ps4 for canadian christmas, I might not even bother with real christmas

by SWAGBABE430-10 December 8, 2016