perfect boyfriend

kiwi

kiwi is the most perfect boyfriend ever no doubt about it

by kiwi's blakeyboo October 26, 2019

satans...boyfriend

The best person in the world

Dumb person “who’s @ satans...boyfriend?”
Smart and cool person “the best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”

by satans...boyfriend July 1, 2021

yo boyfriend

A sarcastic remark describing somebody who is not your type.

Girl: Ew its that weird guy again.

Girl's brother: That's yo boyfriend over there!

by Qwertyquoo June 22, 2022

National Ex Boyfriend Day

August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022

late boyfriend

a partner or spouse who has recently passed away while you were in a relationship

girl: i made a hand mold in the hospital with me and my late boyfriend

other person: i’m so sorry for your loss

by anonymous May 7, 2023

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

vrbani boyfriend

A person whose pronouns are he/him, he's playing basketball and FIFA on his brand new videogame console. Sneakerhead, football fan. Looks handsome and buff.

OMG, he is playing so well, he's just like my vrbani boyfriend.

I am going to a football game tommorow, there will be a lot of vrbani boyfriends.

by anonymous April 28, 2024