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french boyfriend

casual, "arrogant" boyfriend who's not really your boyfriend yet; may or may not be your "best friend"
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)
1. Me and my french boyfriend are planning a trip to Paris together.

2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.
by charlolobffff December 31, 2020
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my boyfriend

the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.

danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.

my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.

i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating
by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022
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Boyfriend

A boyfriend is someone you love deeply and unconditionally; you’re committed to giving him the world. A boyfriend is someone you can tell anything to and do everything with and share the most hugs and kisses, a boyfriend can also be your future husband. Having a boyfriend means basically waiting with your future husband until they day the ring gets pulled out. Let me just tell you one thing girls, if he ever lacks something really small dont drop him, he loves you a lot.
“Hey me and Nick are dating, he’s my boyfriend now!”

“Really omg, i’m so happy for you. I better be the bridesmaid when you guys get married.”
by nik’s wifey September 29, 2020
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boyfriend

Grandma:"Hey darling, have you found a boyfriend?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"
by Arctis!! January 19, 2022
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National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day

October 7 is National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day
"Hey bro! Tell your girlfriend it's National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day today!
by lemonke69 October 6, 2021
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Bathroom boyfriend

When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.
Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!
by Damishi October 19, 2019
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Decoy Boyfriend

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
by P.Venuit May 29, 2016
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