National Ex Boyfriend Day

August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022

boyfriend

something we both know your never gonna have

me: did you get a boyfriend yet
you: no
me:i knew that

by natalietkx February 10, 2023

two-day-boyfriend

Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.

Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"

by Olivia Moore June 7, 2017

National boyfriend day

Do shi for ur ur man ini

“ it’s national boyfriend day ima go suck his dick “

by Sym2.0 July 31, 2021

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

Small “D” Boyfriend

The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...

*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.

Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂

by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018

boyfriend

a boyfriend is someone who a girl/boy/non-binary/etc may have feelings towards. may this be either romantic, sexual or platonic. a boyfriend should always stick up for his partner unless it is to do with his family with a couple of exceptions.

omg i can’t believe he is my boyfriend

by WillowCrystal April 28, 2022