August 17th

Abuse Devon Arnold Day.

August 17th example:
Friend: guess what?
Devon Arnold: What?

Friend:It’s Abuse Devon Arnold day!!
Devon Arnold:Damn it.

by JoesphBartholomewJamesSmith August 17, 2022

August 1st

August 1st is your girlfriend tells you what she wants and she gets it, with price limits applying. It may be items, food, sexual activities, or teasing or etc.

It’s August 1st it’s not my decision

by GolfHoser July 30, 2025

August 2

National Kida Day :3

august 2 is kida’s day bc yes

by timeoftides August 2, 2023

August 9

The baddest bitches going along with March 15. They will slay wherever and whenever they want to.(This is for girls born on this day and month!)

August 9: HEYYYY BIIITCHHH!
March 15: HEYYYYYYYYYY!

by Jessica.The.Best May 3, 2022

August 14

National couple day a day where you go oht with your significant other

Hey babe lets go somewhere its August 14

by Hsjwhd August 14, 2023

1st of August

Your girlfriend has to send a soapy tiddy pic

Hey dude you must be so happy it's the 1st of August

by Robertinoooooo111 July 31, 2022

Auguste

The best girlfriend ever, she is so important person, they literally named a whole month after her. She is such a baddie, and she knows it too. Every nice word you can find in the dictionary is literally based of off her. Auguste is so kind and she loves to pet stray animals. She knows how to make bomb ass Chinese chicken, and she is the best teacher too. She gives the best advice for those who are in need. She is a great friend and she knows how to make you feel loved and accepted. Everyone needs a Auguste in their. (She’s mine though)

I love me a Auguste

by dascoldd August 21, 2023