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asian peeing contests

Dad: Lets go watch some asian women with low self-esteem pee really far!
kids: Yay!!!
Mom: I love asian peeing contests.
Dad: NO FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE LOVES IT!!
(Dad mercilessly beats Mom)
fuck you
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Asian Girl Shaming

(1) The use of bullying,criticism, humiliation, manipulation, social pressure, controlling and propaganda to prevent Asian females from dating white males
She was ''Asian Girl Shamed '' until she broke up with her white bf. The constant Asian girl Shaming is at epidemic proportions in some Asian communities
by Dave Lee October 2, 2016
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Asian Kite Porn

"Asian Kite Porn" is by definition the act of three or more Asians (typically two men and a woman) utilizing or riding kites during sex and are filmed doing so. It's an ancient technique, kite sex. The first recorded act of kite sex was 300 A.D. in the small village of Kung Pau Poo in Southern China. Asian Kite Porn became a legitimate part of the adult media industry in the late 1930's and is still very popular in the Asian Fetish community today.
Uno -"Dude, those Asian's on the tube are having kite sex!"

Dos -"Dude, this s*** is straight f***ed up! But i can't stop watching it... it's so damn graceful!"

Uno -"Terrible word choice, dude... this s*** is majestic. I think I'm in love with Asian Kite Porn!"
by JTizzo September 24, 2011
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rock and roll asian

A rock and roll Asian is an Asian who is rock and roll.
"That rock and roll asian has a combination fauxhawk and fashion mullet!"
by Cloe December 10, 2004
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Crazy Asian Bastard

One of the Asian decent that is crazy like a bastard
May attend MHS
(motioning to Minue) You are one Crazy Asian Bastard
by Leann Moore June 6, 2005
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chocolate asian

Amber smithenbecker.

a small white chick who thinks shes black, but is actually the whitest girl in australia, shes also part asian.
Jess; hey look its amber!
Quintin; Nah thats a chocolate asian bro.
by thecurry January 1, 2012
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