sour lake texas

small ass town. there isn't actually a lake. full of the real deal pipeliners, big trucks, and drugs. if one person know you're secret the whole town knows and your brother is sleeping with your best friend while she's sleeping with your boyfriend

P1:"hey man, I'm going to sour lake Texas to pick up some drugs and hoes you comin'?"

P2:"sure man, let me get off the pipeline and drive my big truck up there'"

by bigtrucksandhoes February 18, 2018

texas bear paw

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission

Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action

by BigjohnDezenuts October 25, 2017

texas two scoop

When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.

I know she would be down for the texas two scoop

by mallot January 07, 2008

Texas water Bomb

When a Female Squirts into a Balloon, then use it as a water balloon, normally Practiced in the state of texas.

"Man i got hit by another Texas Water bomb, they are really getting popular"

by Sami Harb May 20, 2010

Texas Toaster Strudel

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening

Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.

Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel

by DJRoms December 03, 2020

Texas Hot Rod

Similar to the Texas Chili Bowl, the Texas Hot Rod consists of ingaging in an act of sexual intercourse. From the "doggy-style" position, the giver will put Tabasco on his penis, while wearing a condom. Then he will then insert his sauced up penis into his/her anus/vagina. To fully achieve the element of suprise from the burning sensation, one must not tell the reciever about the Tabasco in advance.

"My boyfriend gave me a Texas Hot Rod last night and my ass still burns, last time I dont make him a ham sandwich after sex."

"Hey hunnie, I'm going to pick up some condoms and 'supplies' for tonight... have you ever heard of a Texas Hot Rod before?"

by Wheres the Beef? October 04, 2006

Texas Muff Burn

When you put hot sauce on your cock and have sex.

Yo, I gave that bitch a texas muff burn. She was screamin'....it hurt me too!

by Computer Paper July 08, 2005