A Greasy Anthony is a high school student ( particularly Italian ), who believes he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. He treats everyone except his blind puppets like trash, drives a slightly above average car with the Italian flag somewhere on his car to remind you of his heritage and gloats about it to all of his simple minded adorers. They usually have poser military fade haircuts because they are afraid to show some originality, bright collection of mismatching shoes ( every color of the rainbow ), football/wrestling scholarship in the future, good shape with spray tan and blinding white teeth from too much mouth wash, greasy hair with or without gel, low-eye lid brown eyes and extremely laid back attitude or open-eye lid eyes with an extremely obnoxious and cocky attitude, lays back at their desk, leaves feet in between desk rows for people to trip on, sits in the back to talk shit about the students in front and throw paper at them and deny throwing it, or when they are caught they say "you mad bro?" while smiling smugly?douchely. Then say "I was just messing with you bro" while not losing their posture or atitude.
Buttersworth: I don't like the new kid in class.
Francois: What don't you like about him?
Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.
Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.
Francois: What don't you like about him?
Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.
Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.
by Josh Butterballs January 14, 2014
Noun
1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb
1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium
2. To comfort
Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb
1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium
2. To comfort
Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
Noun example:
Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"
Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:
A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"
B:"Oh fr fr"
A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:
A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"
Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:
A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"
B:"Oh fr fr"
A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:
A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
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a man who belongs to a girl named keira skye from the year of 2022 to the very end, they will be together forever.
friend 1: isnt that anthony f. rivera, does he have a wife??
friend 2: yes and he does have a wife, his first love, keira.
friend 2: yes and he does have a wife, his first love, keira.
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