re-retard

A dumbass who eventually wises up and then subsequently moves to Berkeley, California.
The Berkeley Welcome Wagon visited two new re-retard residents today.
by The Grottomaster March 27, 2011
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emo retard

Someone who thinks the definition of emo is "People who cut themselves" and are too stupid to realize that emo is short for emotional and not everybody that is emotional cuts themselves.
Guy 1: Dude he cuts himself
Guy 2: What a freakin' emo
Guy 1: Hey man, don't be an emo retard, thats not cool

Example 2

Guy 1: Have you seen the movie Titanic?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that movies so emo
by zeldas12 December 20, 2009
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Social retard

Andrew says:
you guys ignored me the whole night
by raTed June 01, 2004
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Retard Juice

This is when a so called "retard" cups his own shit and piss, and thinks by eating it he will unlease the reatard juice.

He doesnt know that retard juice actually isnt a real thing.
GUY 1: Did you see the retard yesterday
GUY 2: Yes i cant believe he cups his own shit and piss, that cup must smell.
GUY 3: I think its retard juice
by Michael Kenworthy October 13, 2007
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The Retard's Gambit

Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.
Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.
by gamblorizer November 20, 2020
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retard button

A spot or location on a person's body, mostly located on the back that when pressed or stimulated properly, will cause a spasm or involuntary muscle movement, I.E. squeezing the shoulders together and cringing.
"Hey man why did you freak out in class like that? Jimmy hit my retard button."
by Terry larod October 27, 2017
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fucking retard

"hey, the guy reading this is a fucking retard"
"yeah lol"
by Veynx January 24, 2022
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