jew scout

A person who is a jew and a boy scout or cubscout. So there for they are a jew scout.

Hey i know that jew scout.

by Andy Kastenbaum November 15, 2006

religious jew

while getting a blow job, right before ejaculating you shove ur pubes in her face causing her to choke from your long grown out pubic hair just like the jews head, and at that moment you must yell MAZEL TOV!

in a state of boredom while getting sucked on, i decided to make things interesting by using my.... "religious jew " ....subsequently the bitch was blinded for a week

by tzadik770 October 19, 2008

jew cream

1. a glow available to all religions and sects...usually resulting in rewards that are normally only possible for a jew. A non jewish person can attain such status by accomplishing goals dedicated to ruthless business and attaining high levels of regard from others. when one attains such a glow, it is said they are using "jew cream" 2. helping to exclaim excitement over getting a bangin' bag, picking up a bangin' girl, or attaining a bangin' job. 3. Status Quo of a dignified, expert Jew. Also see Jewru

"Look at that Benz, that boy be using Jew Cream."
"He got a new job, thats because he shined up with Jew Cream"
"Wipe your Jew Cream off."

by sensimelio June 25, 2008

Jew trickery

When one uses the circle game to get a free punch

Look at this
‘Looks at circle below waist’
What the fuck was that for
Bro y u mad, it’s just a bit of Jew trickery

by CircleGame May 11, 2018

Comment Jew

Someone who requires the approval of profile comments or picture comments on their myspace.

After submitting a comment on Kayla's profile, I recieved a notification that she requires approval of her comments before they can be posted. Fucking comment jew.

by tedious June 22, 2009

Jew-niggerings

A cover-all derogatory statement, generally used to describe something when you cant think of the actual word.

Person 1: Damn, I don't have any money for booze, all i can afford are those suck-ass jew-niggerings
Person 2: What PBR

Person 1: Damn, I don't have any money for booze, all i can afford are those suck ass jew-niggerings
Person 2: What PBR?
Person 1:Yeah, it tastes like ballsweat

by A.Washington October 21, 2009

Jew Burger

A hamburger made with a bagel, and cooked in the oven

I love jew burgers, but sauce drips out the bagel hole and gets all over the place.

by i-mer November 16, 2005