middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
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Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot
Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot
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Problem Child

Problem Child is fire as fuck!
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Problem child

Mpimpi
Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr
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child money

People that play and record childish games like Minecraft or Roblox to then upload to a website and get money of little kid's that still watch these kind's of stuff that no 15 year old would watch even if it was made by PewDiePie or some other Youtuber
Main reason's for this act is to be able to move out of there mothers basement or be able to afford bread for breakfast
"Man that guy get's so much child money it's insane but at least he can afford to pay his alimony"
by Fogsmash February 18, 2017
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