boyfriendism

A synonym for Tech from Clone Force 99, The Bad Batch.

That Tech is one hot nerd, he sure is the embodiment of boyfriendism!

by sugar guy May 01, 2022

boyfriend layer

When you are in a relationship that makes you happy and you spend all day laying in bed together gaining weight.

You can tell she is happy with him because she’s starting to get a boyfriend layer...

by Agirlpwnedyou June 12, 2019

National bully boyfriends day

On 28th November you have to bully your boyfriend or boy bestfriend and they can not bully you back

National bully boyfriends day is revenge for him bullying you :)

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

National bully boyfriends day

On the 28 november

You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend

Girlfriend: guess what day it is

Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

by ibeslangin February 02, 2021

My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023