September 11

National grab a girls titties day

Jonquavious: Yo can i grab your titties
Girl: No!
Jonquavious: But its September 11
Girl: Oh okay😘

by September 11 September 11, 2022

january 11

The day where you HAVE to get a new crush. If you're not with them yet, they're not worth it!

them: its january 11!
you: i dont like you anymore sorry
them:but its my birthday! :(
you:sucks for you

by ur best fried friend :) January 10, 2022

March 11

The worst fucking day of the year

Friend:man i just lost the person of my dreams
Other friend: its march 11 dude what did you expect .

by Steve⭐️ March 11, 2023

December 11

Slap your tall friend day.

short person: bend down.
Tall person: okay, why?

Short person: *slaps tall person*
tall person: what was that for?!
short person : its December 11 😏

by anonymous December 10, 2020

March 11

Worship shriya day, the day where we worship all named shriya

Hey what’s March 11th? Worship shriya day!!

by Mike6666666667 March 11, 2022

November 11

The day a japanese goblin was born

Look at that japanese goblin on November 11th

by encrypted account November 3, 2019

9/11

an inside job

9/11 was an inside job

by geniz May 23, 2022