Little Dick Syndrome [LDS]

Little Dick Syndrome, Low performance, low self esteem, low bedroom performance, not being able to fully attraction the opposite sex. Considering theirs significant other their left or right hand. Erection no bigger then their thumb.

Damn bro, are you cold or are you just showing signs of the Little Dick Syndrome LDS

by Sylwester Grega October 10, 2012

Dick-rub-Rob-ism

A Dick-rub-Rob-ism is a funny and offensive saying to make your friends laugh; always involving at least one first name, sexual connotation, and alliteration. The term was born from the original, "Dick rub Rob rubs Rick's rib dick raw."

"I'm bored. Let's make up some dick-rub-Rob-isms."
Other examples:
Tip tug Todd takes Tim's tiny tip timidly.
Penis pull Paul parks Peter's pale prick.

by Benny c of minne January 14, 2009

pig ass dick head

Rude annoying bastard that is just plain out annoying

That kid over there is a pig ass dick head

by yass boo December 22, 2014

dis dick in yo mouth

An expression used as banter towards another for the purpose of sarcasm. This phrase is usually used in response to a dumb question.

*Mohammed is lying in bed, about to go to sleep*
Sam: "You about to go to bed?"
Mohammed: "Dis dick in yo mouth"

by Hidden324 March 27, 2016

waving my dick in the wind

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back

"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"

by mrdew December 21, 2017

time to suck todays dick

When you have to do something that isn't fun

Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick

by Dale Denton January 27, 2018

dickerson with his dick hard

Person you see at Smiles, a Go-Go bar in Ledgewood, New Jersey. Spends large amounts of time, and even larger amounts of money, all in a hopeless effort to have sexual relations. Then goes to the Shop Rite and tells everyone how much fun he had there.

Pocono Johnny: What?! The town is worried about the White Castle in Ledgewood because of what type of people it would bring in? Its right next to Smiles! You go in there, you see Dickerson with his dick hard!

by billtaylor.com February 5, 2005