Drama Zombie

One who feeds off of drama. Typically it is a person of middle school to high school age who walks around school looking for and thriving off of drama, avoiding doing any actual work or gaining any type of education. Drama is all they need. Even if it is none of their business they will hop right in to get their fix.

Could also be a person of adult age who engaged in so much drama during their school years they are unable to go through adult life without. They need it, they want it, they have to have it.

You can avoid turning into a drama zombie by minding your own damn business. The only cure from being a drama zombie is to start minding your own damn business.

Excuse me Susy, are you going to get to class or are you just going to hang with these drama zombies all day.

Carol from accounting is such a drama zombie does she actually crunch any numbers?

Chad, your such a drama zombie, can you add anything productive to this group project?

by Susan from accounting June 9, 2021

zombie bozo

When someone is such a bozo that you have to call them a zombie bozo.

You are such a zombie bozo you absolute bozo!

by ThatLastPizzaSlice November 5, 2022

Zombie-ised

To be transformed as one with the Zombie
The art of failing to function in any way shape or form other than that of a sleeping Zombie
The mobile phone staring zombie

" Hey look at that Zombie-ised Moron walking through the sharp and somewhat pointy traffic staring at their mobile phone!"

by Suburbanvoodoo December 8, 2012

Dopamine zombie

Someone who scrolls through multiple apps at a time for hours a day putting off everything important and feening for every last drop of dopamine

Jessica scrolled thru tiktok everyday for 5 hours everyday for 4 months. In return frying and killing the ability to produce happiness of stuff that isn’t 20 second short videos. This would make her a dopamine zombie

by Dimes123 April 9, 2023

stinky nazi zombies

The stinky nazi zombies is a rare species of diarrhea poo poo. When the poopie slips out of your ass you encounter a big stinky zombie coming out of your toilet. Ones its out you will be swarmed in a big fluet of diarrhea stinkies and it will drown you.

Now how you can survive!!!
you need to fart your way out of your house and then go to the nearest graveyard and make a stinky on a grave. Ones you have done that you will summon the pissy poopoo that will consume the stinky nazi zombie.

noooo brother its to late! The stinky nazi zombies has taken over your buttcrack.

by azeorb March 16, 2023

Zombies Privilege

A term used by mega Virgins who refuse to play CoD Zombies; A term used to describe salty people who shit on those who play games like Fortnite instead of CoD Zombies.

Timmy: Can you play Zombies for once?

Retard: REEEEE ZOMBIES PRIVILEGE

by Bespeckled July 26, 2018

philosophical zombie

A philosophical zombie, in common usage, denotes an individual who engages in the collecting of Funko Pops. these collectors are frequently identified by the slight drool around their mouths and vacant expressions . The term may also be describe as those with an interest in the Marvel franchise, encompassing its comics, movies, and related media. Moreover, the concept of a "philosophical zombie" can be more broadly interpreted as individuals who have a fundamental absent of qualia or subjective sensation.

example 1: The comic book store was filled with enthusiastic collectors, philosophical zombies, with drool practically dripping from their mouths and vacant stares, as they mindlessly rummaged through the shelves of Funko Pops and jabbered on about yet another Marvel movie release

by grendywitchy August 13, 2023