A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.
by Devskii July 26, 2022
Get the Winged Lasagnamug. by Rodimusslang July 11, 2022
Get the To too the wing heimug. Usually used when referring to an individual that has more than one sexual partners or when encouraging someone to have multiple sexual partners
"Beatrice is dating Connor and David at the same time", said Amanda
"Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?", replied Bethany
"Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?", replied Bethany
by Marshi_mellowie February 28, 2023
Get the Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?mug. Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”
by TheGrandMansa June 8, 2021
Get the dad wingsmug. by Mulfy October 21, 2021
Get the Midnight wingsmug. by YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY NAME! April 9, 2021
Get the Daisy wingmug. These are similar to military jump wings earned to wear on your uniform but anyone can earn them by doing one of or both the following simple acts of bravery
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
Bro, did you know Dan earned his red wings last night with Angela and didn’t realize it until he went into the bathroom to clean up?!
Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
by NOVAchiveguy December 27, 2021
Get the Red Wingsmug.