John Dudesmen

A xeno loving Texan.

You are a traitor to the Imperium John Dudesmen!

Nuh uh.

by MAJACKS91 July 11, 2023

john cock

a real alpha chad that embraces masculinity. typically buff and rich and a REAL military man😈

person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?

person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!

by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023

John Kramer

Main antagonist in the SAW series who his baby died, tried to commit suicide but failed and got diagnosed with brain cancer
Also a cool chillass guy… who kills with awesome traps

Jigsaws real name is John Kramer

by SmashHitGamuh August 3, 2023

John Lizzard

A name for a angry Lizard who just wants to make your day a living hell

fuck its a John Lizzard

by Iamveryannoying November 4, 2020

John Powell

The most incredible composer ever who did the music for HTTYD, HTTYD 2, and HTTYD The Hidden World

Yo John Powell is the best

by ThatOneGuyInTheSewerOnReddit December 27, 2020

John Ringer

Similar to a Bellwether, a John Ringer refers to a leading indicator of some sort of change, similar to "canary in a coal mine". Unknown origin, has been used as a common phrase in corporate conference call settings at least going back to the late 90's.

As you can see here on this chart, the strong sales numbers act as a great John Ringer indicating healthy growth.

by hackysackman February 18, 2021

John Rabe

Nazi Party member who lived and worked in China and saved approximately 200,000 people from getting murdered in the Nanking Massacre

John Rabe is proof that not all the Nazis were bad.

by -meaningless- March 1, 2021