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scootch test

When you sit on a couch next to a fine lady and slowly scootch closer to her so see if she's into you.
Dude! Anna totally passed the scootch test!
by hydraflare May 15, 2016
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Test

by Candy Corn.com November 27, 2019
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sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
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Test test
by anonymous March 8, 2021
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@link @test
by justatest May 8, 2022
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Dexhdel Test

Simply it's a bechdel test for music.
Use this test on your favourite songs and see if they pass
I wasn't sure about tay tays new album had to put it through the Dexhdel test
Must have more then 10 words in the chorus
Divate slightly from basic song structure
Must be different from other songs by that same artist.
by Codex27 July 9, 2024
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Testing

When a bull is abusive to a cuckold. Normally by verbally degrading him and his choice of being a cuckold.
The bull was testing the cuck by calling him pathetic and asking how he could let his girlfriend do this.

The bull was testing the cuckold by licking him out the room. Not allowing him to watch.

The bull listed his interests as domination, testing, anal play
by Jazon1 February 25, 2022
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