Mental Retardation

Bismarck (The person)

Guy 1:Damn bro you are kinda acting like a, Bismarck
Guy 2:What does that mean bro?
Guy 1:It means you have, Mental Retardation

by Average retarded autist August 2, 2021

Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.

John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

man!

by MikeTS July 23, 2007

ass retard

When my girl friend mixes up "asshole" and "retard" after i make fun of her.

"You make me feel like an ass retard."

by WineAndJerrys October 5, 2013

Retarded Thing

A human-generated retarded entity.

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.

by Teddy Jack Eddie August 25, 2011

re-retard

A dumbass who eventually wises up and then subsequently moves to Berkeley, California.

The Berkeley Welcome Wagon visited two new re-retard residents today.

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

emo retard

Someone who thinks the definition of emo is "People who cut themselves" and are too stupid to realize that emo is short for emotional and not everybody that is emotional cuts themselves.

Guy 1: Dude he cuts himself
Guy 2: What a freakin' emo
Guy 1: Hey man, don't be an emo retard, thats not cool

Example 2

Guy 1: Have you seen the movie Titanic?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that movies so emo

by zeldas12 December 20, 2009

Social retard

Andy Phin

Andrew says:
you guys ignored me the whole night

by raTed June 1, 2004