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Queef Nectar

The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
by Keeno69 January 12, 2022
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Queef

A word out of bris word bank she claims it to be “ Idk a queen! Someone who's cool or does a lot of power moves tbh”
I love loona, theyre lowkey queefs.
by chikita2 November 23, 2021
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casket queef

the act of vaginal farting so hard that you knock the pillows off of the couch
"I casket queefed and now he wont talk to me."
by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021
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Queef genie

When a gal queefs so hard from rubbing her wet vagina, she exaggerates by saying she conjured a Queef Genie.
Girl: "When I was fucking myself with my vibrator, I pussy farted so hard that a damn queef genie popped out and granted me three wishes."
by tunacorntaco February 10, 2015
mugGet the Queef geniemug.

Queef

A: eww did someone queef
B: maybe or maybe I farted
by Lolzorthedino August 21, 2015
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Communist Queef

A queef while a girl is on her period.
« She did a fat communist queef »
by KnightPug July 17, 2019
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keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.
Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.
by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019
mugGet the keep the queefmug.

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