phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 07, 2023
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mouth jerk

In the Nordic highlands, it was widely though to be rude when prince's of lords would pick their teeth with their fingers in a jerking motion, while speaking ill of their house.

This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's
When your son is mouthing off, when he should be zipin' the lip. He's being a mouth jerk
by Laythem June 09, 2012
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jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming
I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her
by Doritoman44 May 29, 2024
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jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020
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Mercy Jerk

When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.
The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.
by JoRrsh June 10, 2023
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Circle Jerk

A person so virtuous they stop to let someone into a TRAFFIC CIRCLE/ROUNDABOUT
Mary! Please move yourself through the roundabout! You're making yourself look like such a circle jerk!!
by Frankieboy226 January 09, 2024
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Circle Jerk

A circle of 12 naked fags, six of them are butt pirates and six of them are limpy wristed fags. The butt pirates do the rounding the limpy wristed fags get rounded out.
That butt pirate went to a circle jerk and gave 11 fags aids.
by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023
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