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McRim Job

What happens to your ass after you take a shit from eating too much McDonald's.
Because of ShaNaynay's overindulgence of chicken McNuggets, she ended up getting an aweful McRim Job later that night.
by Kllark July 4, 2012
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Trombone-Job

The act of sticking one's penis into the bell of a trombone and another person blowing into the mouthpiece.
This is a great trombone-job babe, now play an F.
by Switzerlandplus July 26, 2014
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Trace job

When a woman opens her mouth wide and inserts your penis without touching it with any part of her oral cavity.
I just want to feel your hot breath on it , give me a trace job.
by soulbro1967 June 13, 2017
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Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.
Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."
by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018
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jobs a kipper

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).
John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "
by beetlebodger October 19, 2009
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Gourmet Job

When you give someone anal and then they blow you. Essentially having them eat their own shit!
MAN: Want to give me a gourmet job?

WOMAN: Sure!!
by The Gourmet Chef October 27, 2009
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Browse Job

When a guy lays in bed with a laptop on his stomach and a girl gives him a blow job while she browses the internet.
Guy: I would like a blow job
Girl: Okay, let me check my Facebook
Guy: How about a browse job
Girl: Deal
Guy: Ballgame
by Captain Compromise May 10, 2011
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