james berry

the best boyfriend in the dmv

friend: "aye mama you cuffed?"
me: "yea sorry"
friend: "damn by who??"
me: "James Berry"
friend: "woah you lucky"
me: "yeaaa ikkk"

by bigbooty69696969 April 18, 2018

James speakman

Alpha male
Supreme actor

Can win a game of connect four in three moves

Doesn’t read books he stares at them until he gets the information he wants
‘Cows don’t drink milk’

Your a cow, cow don’t drink milk-James speakman

by James speakman February 7, 2022

James Pond

To pee back to back, having each other's back and watching out for people coming.

"I have to pee!"
"Let's James Pond it!"

by Volldrauf November 18, 2014

James Rissbrook

A person that has a very ab-normal sized chin.

A condition that is very rare and cannot be cared for.

if you have this disease it may cause people to hate you, make you fat, causes the breasts to sag or penis to shrink, make you drool and can give you a lisp.

Remember this is a serious condition and should not be made into a joke. It can also be contagious so do not touch anyone with this disease. if you have touched someone with this disease you should consult you GP immediately.

omg he's got a james rissbrook

omg, hes definitely getting hit

by needahandwiththat September 24, 2011

A James Pullniga

A James Pullniga is a unicellular organism that doesnt have the brain comprehension to get good results from any maths tests. Often is found in dank gutters and often takes the form of characters like "heimlich from bugs life" and franklin the turtle. If u manage to slay one of these creatures you will find estrogen pills fueling the existence of diabolical massive gyno milkers. A common trait of these animals are the red dots formed around its mouth (speculated to be herpes or aids from monkey). One of the only mouth breathing unicellular organisms in the universe.

Daddy Donohoe: Eww is that dumpster diving fat piece of shit 'A James Pullniga'
Ethan: It would appear so, it has massive gyno milkers and somehow male genitalia

by pinker 7 incher May 24, 2022

Captain James

A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...

'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'

by Wicket June 13, 2005

James VanDerBeek

Someone who always looks depressed or confused.

James VanDerBeek walks into a bar. Bartender says 'why the long face?'

by Goos' Gyrl April 11, 2020