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internet whoer

A person that acts like a whore and flirt online but doesn't in the "real world"
She flirted with me on MSN and said she was going to snd me naked pictures. When I saw her in real life she was really shy. She is an internet whoer
by Random Hero March 4, 2005
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troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.
Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.
by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004
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Internet explorer

A browser, that, while at first sight might appear open to spyware, will be just as resiliant as alternatives such as Mozilla if you take the time to secure it correctly.
As a stubborn IE user, I have not recieved one piece of spyware on this machine yet.
by Snuffkin February 4, 2005
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Internet Year

The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.
Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year
by 192847382293948471 December 1, 2021
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Internet Peacocking

When a male tries to impress a member of the opposite sex by barraging them with links to interesting things to demonstrate his prowess with the Internets and how stylish and far-reaching his tastes/personality is.
Dude did you see Carl the other day on facebook? he was internet peacocking that chick so hard.
by tagny taggart February 21, 2011
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Internet English

n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.

The following rules apply when using in Internet English:

-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.

-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.

-Wut: short for "what."

-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."

...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
by Ilisten2Metal December 25, 2015
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