Swimmer's Ear

When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear

Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."

by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016

Look at the ears

A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.

New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!

Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears

by Elder sayings December 4, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

ear scruncher sniffer

When you root someones mum in the ear

i shoved my tallyhoo in e's mum's ear this arvo good that was a good ear scruncher sniffer

by ilovee'smum October 3, 2008

very dry ears

very dry ears.

very dry ears.

by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023

Ear Fetish

So basically An Earjackulation (fingering someones ear while air humping.)

Hi my name is Bob & I have a bad case of Earjackulation, it came from having a ear fetish.

by TiraaBucks March 19, 2022

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014