cash up front

Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front”

by Ratley February 16, 2022

cash up front

Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front”

by Ratley February 16, 2022

Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

sausages in front of the tell

an "at home hang-out" with only male friends

*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"

by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

tired lace front

a lace front that is worn out or has been used too much.

girl1: did you see her lace front?
girl2: yes bitch, that’s a tired lace front right there girl

by deaconess of mt zion church October 23, 2022

Basil on the Front Porch

To be content

Last Sunday was basil on the front porch

by wangsauce December 7, 2022