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History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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Furry blast

Furry blast is dog whistle used by people on TikTok and probably 4chan (I don't use that smelly porn filed dumpster of a site). It was created due to shmerg becoming too mainstream. Associated words: Agartha, shmerg, vril, 271k, 🧃, have a nice day etc.
Person 1: Furry blast

Person 2: I get it man, the shmergs are running the world. Bring back AH.
by Aska233 March 25, 2025
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Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
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Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
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charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah
by lump420 July 13, 2019
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Snatch-blast

Snatch-blast is when a girl or guy shoves half gram or more of meth rocks in her pussy!
"No more butt loads for me I just did a snatch-blast!!"
by Hitkitty1988 October 10, 2016
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blasting outer space rocket

Adj: someone who is too stupid to know the correct use of the "Urban Dictionary"

Oh wait!

Your a blasting outer s
pace rocket!
Hey Billy what are you looking at!

Billy: The urban doc dictionary!

What word?

Billy: Blasting outer space rocket
by Noxipoo420 April 4, 2017
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