The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
Get the History blastingmug. Furry blast is dog whistle used by people on TikTok and probably 4chan (I don't use that smelly porn filed dumpster of a site). It was created due to shmerg becoming too mainstream. Associated words: Agartha, shmerg, vril, 271k, 🧃, have a nice day etc.
by Aska233 March 25, 2025
Get the Furry blastmug. When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
Get the Testicular nut blastmug. To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
Get the Turkey Blastmug. When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
by lump420 July 13, 2019
Get the charged penile blastmug. by Hitkitty1988 October 10, 2016
Get the Snatch-blastmug. Adj: someone who is too stupid to know the correct use of the "Urban Dictionary"
Oh wait!
Your a blasting outer s
pace rocket!
Oh wait!
Your a blasting outer s
pace rocket!
Hey Billy what are you looking at!
Billy: The urban doc dictionary!
What word?
Billy: Blasting outer space rocket
Billy: The urban doc dictionary!
What word?
Billy: Blasting outer space rocket
by Noxipoo420 April 4, 2017
Get the blasting outer space rocketmug.