friend: the sky is blue
Me: why?
Friend:because it is.
Me: why?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: why?
Friend: SHUT THE FU-
Me: w h y?
Me: why?
Friend:because it is.
Me: why?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: why?
Friend: SHUT THE FU-
Me: w h y?
by ifyoureadthisurreallynoob August 14, 2022
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Get the Are oh are why mug.A saying used by someone who is offended by someones foolish actions and believe that due to their dumbness they are single.
ALEX: HAHA DARREN I TOOK YOUR PARKING SPOT OF 17 YEARS EVEN THOUGH THEIRS PLENTY OF OTHER SPOTS.
DARREN: THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE
DARREN: THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE
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Get the THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE mug.A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.
You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".
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