why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

Skay-why

A certain moment when you say or do something that indicates your brain is brocken.

“yo dude I just had a skay-why moment.”

“did she just have a skay-why moment? wow her brain must be brocken.”

by Cupcakinator909 (Anix Fan) March 5, 2022

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

Why cant kai give rain praise?

she can't...cuz she dum dum

rain: 😎praise me
kai: i cant

rain: why cant kai give rain praise? >:(
kai: cuz am dum dum <3

by Kaizer(shh dont look rain) March 7, 2022

Why cant kai give rain praise?

she cant- i see your doing this to get praised. but- i love you alot,im just rlly stupid to know how to praise a lover..HSJDHUVJDCSX mwa :}

"Why cant kai give rain praise?"
rain: Why cant kai give me priase?

random person: bc kai dum dum and she dont know how to rain- no matter how many tiems u explain >:|
the end

by Kaizer(shh dont look rain) March 7, 2022

Why is my ice cream green?

A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.

You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".

by Eric Altman January 20, 2026